100% Match

100% Match

Patrick C. Harrison III

Patrick C. Harrison III

"What The One Minute Manager was to business, 100% Match is to relationships." -PC3 Books Bart is thirty. He is bald. He is overweight. He wears glasses. He is a fry cook. He hates cats. And kids. Bart occasionally does very bad things. He is looking for his perfect match. He has done his research. "Depraved, deranged, and blackly hilarious. PC3 does what he does best here, and doesn't hold back. I suspect 89.3% of you will love this story. The other 10.7% are humorless prudes." -Chris Miller, author of Dust and Dub-Town Blues "Vile, repulsive, and smart, with a kick-in-the-ass ending. You know, all the stuff we've come to love about PC3" -Rayne Havok, author of Necrosis "Get ready to squirm, cringe, and maybe even laugh! Patrick C. Harrison III's prose is as slick as it is sick, and 100% Match is one you won't want to miss. Especially if you're deranged and looking for love." -Judith Sonnet, author of No One Rides for Free "If you like your fiction sick and twisted, this one will be a 100% match for you. PC3 gives us a glimpse into the mind of the truly depraved, and despite the nature of spending time in such a nasty headspace, the story is entertaining as hell. Just don’t read it on a full stomach." -Robert Essig, author of The Circus Oasis and Tweaker Creatures
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Grandpappy

Grandpappy

Patrick C. Harrison III

Patrick C. Harrison III

Grandpappy is on hospice.Charles is going mad.Vile happenings are abound.You, reader, are not prepared.This is your lesson in depravity. WARNING! This is an extreme horror novella. Very few triggers are left unpulled. "PC3 unleashes the equivalent of an Extreme Horror nuclear bomb on fans of the genre. The result is a cyclone filled to the dirty brim with brutal imagery and gorrific dialogue, all wrapped in a filthy, overflowed adult diaper worn by the legendary Grandpappy!" -K. Trap Jones, author of The Drunken Exorcist and owner of The Evil Cookie Publishing "Well. That was f*cked." -M Ennenbach, a thoroughly disgusted poet and author of Hunger on the Chisolm Trail "With a level of grotesquery matched only by its pitch-black hilarity, Grandpappy manages to tell a story so interesting you ALMOST forget about all the...moist bits." -Chris Miller, author of Dust and Shattered Skies "I can’t in good conscience give Grandpappy a blind recommendation to the Gen Pop, but for the weirdos, splatterpunks, and fans of extreme, I think it’s requisite reading. It’s the twisted bastard child of The Nightly Disease, House of Leaves , and American Psycho — but much sicker than any of those titles." -Craig Wade, Host of B-Movies and E-Books "One of the most extreme, twisted, splattery pieces of fiction to ever come out. This book will have you thanking whatever God you worship, that you don’t have a Grandpappy like this to care for. If you have a weak resolve or stomach, consider this your warning." -Dawn Shea, owner of D&T Publishing "A stomach-churning good time. PC3 knows how to cut the gross-outs with a healthy dose of humor. This is the kind of book that'll have you giggling into your barf bag (but keep one handy, yeah?)" - Brian Asman, author of Man, Fck This House* "Patrick C. Harrison III's prose are smooth, engaging, and lull you into a false sense of wholesomeness. Grandpappy puts the reader through the emotional ringer, and then squeezes out a little bit extra for good measure. If you're looking for your next read that leaves no stone unturned, and no taboo unexplored, Grandpappy is sure to tick all the boxes. From the most unreliable narrator I've ever read, to medical terms that I had to look up and then wished I could scrub from my mind, Harrison takes you places you never thought you'd go. 5 rancid beans out of 5. P.S. As for me, chilidogs are now OFF the menu." -RJ Roles, owner/operator of Books of Horror and Crimson Pinnacle Press "In Grandpappy , PC3 practically pries open your eyelids and force feeds drops of acid into your eyeballs as he whips this wicked written fever dream across the page. It's imaginative, intense, and totally insane. You'll vomit in your mouth a bit, but you'll f*ckin' love it." -Carver Pike, author of Grad Night and co-host of the Written in Red Podcast "I'm a registered nurse. I've dealt with the colostomies. The dreaded bedsores. The gnarly fungus-encrusted toenails. And yes...the smells. Inexplicably, PC3 still managed to stimulate my gag reflex throughout the entirety of this story. Bastard." -Bridgett Nelson, author of Bouquet of Viscera
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Vampire Nuns Behind Bars

Vampire Nuns Behind Bars

Patrick C. Harrison III

Patrick C. Harrison III

In a dystopian, cyberpunk future, a group of nuns are convicted of murder and sentenced to hard time at the Corman District Penitentiary. With the help of an undercover ally, an escape plan is in the works. But the deeds of a mad scientist and a sadistic warden won't make things easy. And the vampire problem doesn't help. Join PC3 in this blood-soaked, action-packed, fully nude vision of pure cinematic exploitation!
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